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Ken Hurley

Let’s demolish the Statue of Liberty and build a condo tower on Liberty Island and call it Ballroom Plush. The Statue of Liberty is a National Landmark. Liberty Island is federally owned by the United States government and is managed by the National Park Service. As is the White House a National Landmark and the land it sits on is federally owned. No developer, president or other, has the unilateral legal authority to build an outhouse or anything on federal land or desecrate a National Landmark, much less demolish it, without an extensive rigorous review and approval for architectural compatibility, environmental concerns, historical preservation, and more. 18 U.S. Code § 1361 makes it a federal crime to willfully injure or damage federal property, with penalties including fines and up to ten years in prison for damage over $1,000. The National Capital Planning Commission is the primary agency responsible for coordinating the review process for the White House. The NCPC is headed by a Trump appointee. As of this writing, it is closed due to the government shutdown.

The ballroom project was announced and construction began with the demolition of the East Wing without permits, public comment, agency review, or explicit prior approval from the NCPC for the building phase. The head of the NCPC claimed that demolition did not require the commission’s approval, only the future construction. Another tedious and hurtful smack in the face from Trump to the people. The claim of funding paid by private donors would more accurately be stated as paid by big corporate funding to grovel for favor with the president. If this weren’t legal, we could rightfully call it bribes. The President and all associated with the desecration and demolition of the White House deserve to face the penalties associated with 18 U.S. Code § 1361. However, there is a kick. The exception is that the White House is exempt from certain requirements of the National Historic Preservation Act of 1966, which means a presidential administration doesn’t have to follow the same public review processes as other federal agencies. As of this writing, no legal action has been taken relative to the shocking demolition. Just a wide backlash of criticism, two thumbs down, and loud boos.

And the bunker beneath the ballroom? The Presidential Emergency Operations Center is located beneath the East Wing. Built during World War II, the facility has been updated and serves as a shelter and command center for the president and staff during emergencies. We need a bigger bunker with golden chandeliers and golden toilets, golden communications, so we can drop golden bombs. The floor of the ballroom is the ceiling of the bunker. No photos allowed of the excavation. No photos? We’ll see. Or, maybe not.

Will Trump be president again in 2028? Some people claim the country needs Trump to stay in office, especially because they believe he is a vehicle of Divine Providence. The 22nd Amendment be damned.

There is a reason that fascist regimes strongly embrace the dominant religion of the country and start to use religious language and images. A tyrant who believes that they’re on a mission from God is deadly dangerous. People have used the certainty of God being on their side as an excuse to exterminate their enemies. You can claim heresy and actually kill others when you believe that your mission is of God; or if you can convince people that it is, it gives you the excuse to say that if you don’t support me, then you’re against God. If you’re against God – that’s your peril – because I have the right to live my life according to God’s commands, which include eradicating you. Think Inquisitions. A myopic moron can see that this administration has no truck for the Constitution. In fact, as 2028 nears, it seems they plan to completely disregard the Constitution. It’s easy to use “emergency” powers to disrupt the elections. They know they cannot win fairly. Hitler used emergency powers to suspend civil liberties, the freedom of the press, the freedom to protest, and due process. It allowed for indefinite detention without being charged with an offense, and they were able to use those emergency powers to proclaim that they were trying to save the country, save elections, and protect law and order. There were no free and fair elections in 1933 Germany. It was manipulated by fear and propaganda and Hitler had control of the government.

Let’s not allow ourselves to fall into the trap that the conservative right is stupid. Ok, some of them are heavily indoctrinated. Many of them are actually stupid, meaning incapable of learning. But their leadership, in particular, is not stupid. They are calculated. They lie with smiling ease. While we have allowed ourselves to get baited into cultural rules and distractions — they have been laser focused, and they’ve been able to overturn Roe, remove equal opportunity in the workforce, rewrite history books, take rights away from women, gut the Civil Rights Act, put ICE on the streets, military in our cities — and now, they’re building the fascist world in which they want to live. Next up — the Constitution. They told us who they are, and they are efficient enough to get it done. If we want to be effective activists and fight back, we’re in for a long painful slog, decades of correction to fix this mess. Let’s not make the mistake of believing that the enemy is stupid. They cheat. They lie. They’re cruel. They’re deadly. But they’re not stupid.

Ken Hurley

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. – Groucho Marx

Brevity is the soul of lingerie. – Dorothy Parker

I remember the last time I walked onto a stage to a standing ovulation like it was never. I oozed an aura of marination that radiated as I held some scribbled paper notes in my hand that turned out to be tearable. I was bound to be bound to my commitment to offer a few short remarks, regardless of how riddled with distinction my notes were or how I felt the audience couldn't even read at a fifth-grade level. I had a tailor do some altercations to my best suit so I would look good in front of the kindergarteners. I was asked to address my words to a young crowd of fidgetbusters who, after they heard my address, sought redress and sanctioned me to address why dresses are impotence. I wanted to bolt fast from there, but my feet felt as if they were held fast and bolted to the stage. One of the little cherubs sitting up front pointed out the pencil I was holding had no point to it. Another yelled, “Like your speech!”     

This may be punbelievable but the kids loved paronomasia, even if none of them could spell it, pronounce it, or knew what it means. Yet they seemed to instinctively recognize a parody on actual substance which one day may become a meme.     

After my diabolical with the munchkins, I walked to see my friend Barry Barista, a bone-vide gastronome who works in a bakery. I kneaded something delicious and I knew Barry was not one to loaf around. Barry's bakery was open, a haven of sweets, where treats abound and your taste buds meet. Barry Barista is a master of dough, who always welcomes you in, with a friendly "Hello!" I dough think I've ever seen a batter foray of treats. I found what I came for and I wasn't scone anywhere. Barry poured both of us a brew-tiful cup of steamy piping hot lava, which helped percolate our thoughts as we were raisin a toast‐ed egg sandwich to accompany a chocolate croissant. Egg-cellent!       

Barry asked, “What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! He said before I could blink-a-wlink. So my reply was, “What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. It felt like a bread new day. Then it was time for a slice of fruit-filled delight, so apple-ing and berry delicious, a crusty beautiful sight. Just before it was too late but after it was just in time, Barry belted out in a masterful Broadway baritone voice, “Girl On Fire!” A troubadorable performance.      

The word "paronomasia" derives from the Greek words "para" (beside) and "onoma" (name). Essentially, it means "beside the name," or "near the name," referring to the sonic proximity of words the foundation upon which a pun is built, which creates a cognitive dissonance that the listener or reader must resolve. Even, if not only occasionally, leading to amusement, confusion, or a moinful groin.       

Homophones — words that sound the same but have different meanings like, A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's too tired.      

Homographs, words spelled the same but with different pronunciations and meanings, also provide ground for puns. The famous line, "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." More subtly, puns can employ words that are homonyms, meaning they sound and are spelled the same, but have different meanings. For example, I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Or, A bat flew out of a cave and hit a ball.       

Consider the famous pun: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Similarly, a joke that says, I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.      

Of course, delivery is key. Most of this type of paronomastic jibbitty-jabber is best said aloud. Timing, inflection, and the overall tone of the interaction play a crucial role in the success of the pun. Puns rely on ambiguity, pattern recognition, cognitive fluency, and a degree of social intelligence — which is not needed while reading this piece of chit.      

It goes without saying, so I will write it. While some people a-door puns and other wordplay, not everyone thinks puns and wordplay are punny. I'm told some strange people find them tiresome, predictable, and even irritating. Some individuals may be less sensitive to the subtle nuances of language, while other strange people may find the cognitive effort required to decipher a pun too demanding.     

To paraphrase some words of the Sweet Swan of Avon, I offer: “Why did Puck cross the road? He saw someone he knew Oberon the other side.” And, “Did you hear about the chicken who walked out of a production of Hamlet? He heard somebody threaten to murder most fowl.” And finally, I have been Bard from making any more Shakespearean puns, regardless how puntastic they might be. You're welcome.       Paronomasia not only includes puns, but double entendres, paraprosdokians, spoonerisms, malapropisms, homographs, homophones, megaphones, and more. One of those words is not like the others.       

See you later, elevator.

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Ken Hurley

We have US troops on the ground in US cities under false pretenses. We have a president who sees insurrectionists everywhere except in Washington D.C. on January 6th, 2021. He reminds me of the 19th century children’s story, “Chicken Little,” where a chicken believes the sky is falling after an acorn hits her head and needlessly spreads fear and panic to other farm animals.

We have universities defunded under false pretenses. Other Universities and Colleges under serious threats of physical violence because they serve minority students. Media outlets coerced into compliance. Newspapers sued. Comedic political commentators suspended or canceled. Open threats of more to come including prosecution by the DOJ of those deemed to be foes of 47. Boats and lives destroyed by the US military in international waters without reasons supported by evidence. ICE with their face masks, body armor, firearms, and no sense of humanity as they sweep people off the streets. The death of DEI. History books re-written. Artwork removed. “Improper ideology” removed from the Smithsonian Institution. Healthcare standards eroded. Indiscriminate pardons of all January 6th insurrectionists. How many wars does 47 claim he stopped? The tally is uncertain but it includes the “Armenian-Cambodian” conflict. Ahh, but the good news — autism is cured and we learned how to pronounce Acetaminophen! The escalator mystery is being escalated into a thorough investigation by the US Secret Service in an effort to get to the bottom of the up escalator alleged sabotage. Plus, our relationships with the United Nations General Assembly couldn’t be more divertingly ludicrous thanks to the offensively cringeworthy speech from 47. Wait, that’s not good news. Lies. Daily lies. Lots of lies. It’s nearly impossible to keep pace with all the lies.

Pedos are dangerous. Wealthy, powerful, pedos are deadly dangerous. If the Epstein files did not incriminate any wealthy, powerful, individuals you’d think there would be good reason to release the files in an effort to quell speculation. If the files do incriminate wealthy, powerful, individuals there would be reason to hide them so the guilty can remain unscathed. Those who may be criminally implicated by the content of the files should be brought before the courts to determine their rightful fate.

I can admire articulate people who have the skills to captivate, motivate, educate, persuade, entertain, grow and retain a large audience. There are many, including politicians, self-help gurus, comics, musicians, authors, religious leaders, and to some extent, Charlie Kirk. While I can respect their skill sets for the reasoning I just mentioned, when applicable, I can also despise sophistic messaging as horrible, harmful, hateful, fallacious and bad for humanity.

Charlie Kirk was a professional political performance operative bought by wealthy conservatives whose divisiveness created content tailored to the MAGA base at the expense of those he denigrated and marginalized. He did not debate. He ambushed. Mostly young unsuspecting, ill-prepared, college crowds that were used to assure he would look masterful. The exploited “opponents” never had a chance. Mr. Kirk seemed adroitly adept in the final video edits created by his team. His assassination is horrific political violence and not the America we should aspire toward. Was Charlie’s assassination another in a long line of “lone gunmen”? Look at the violence from which we came. Would he have been killed if we were not living in tarnished Trump America? And, the top brass? They’re silent.

We need more peacemakers.

We are witnessing unprecedented contemptible actions from the pompous man who occupies the White House who openly says, “I couldn’t care less” about finding ways to unite we, the people. At Charlie Kirk’s memorial service 47 repeated, “I hate my opponents.” His divisive rhetoric was said amongst a revival tent atmosphere of Christian Nationalists who would likely welcome the second coming of Jim Crow Jesus. There were others who used their eulogy, in part, to call for militant political retribution, similar in tone and words to Joseph Goebbels, the Reich Minister of Propaganda for the Nazi Party. When you have a moment, compare Goebbels 1932 speech in tone and rhetoric, “The Storm is Coming,” to Stephen Miller’s “eulogy” where he angrily points his finger and repeatedly yells about enemies, evil, and the dark side as Miller shouts, “We are the storm. You are nothing… you are wickedness. You are jealousy. You are envy. You are nothing! … God is on our side!” The “You” he referenced seemed to galvanize the adherents in the audience. They need an enemy to unite their group and provide a target to focus their animosity. The enemy Stephen Miller delivered is “You.”

The following exchange happened on September 10, 2025, between Charlie Kirk and an audience member:

ATTENDEE: Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?

KIRK: Too many. [Applause]

ATTENDEE: In America, it’s five. Now, five is a lot, right, I’m going to give you — I’m going to give you some credit. Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?

KIRK: Counting or not counting gang violence?

Those were Mr. Kirk’s last words. According to Gun Violence Archive, there have been close to 4000 mass shootings in the US since 2014. Mostly carried out by white men in their 30s and almost none by trans people. In 2023, Mr. Kirk used his platform to respond to an audience question with the following, “You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won’t have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It’s drivel. But I am, I, I — I think it’s worth it. I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational. Nobody talks like this. They live in a complete alternate universe.”

Children shot. Teachers shot. Concert goers shot. Club patrons shot. Movie goers shot. Grocery shoppers shot. Worshipers shot. People shot in nearly every type of venue where people gather. When people on the liberal progressive side get gunned down, the Bible toting conservative side shrugs and calls it the price of freedom. They repeat, “It’s too soon to discuss meaningful gun laws. Let’s offer our thoughts and prayers and move on.” They believe the Second Amendment is actually God-given. But when people on the Bible toting conservative side are killed from gun violence, then that’s one death “too many.” That’s political posturing and hypocritical maneuvering masquerading as righteous morality. Yet, the censorious conservatives who support “God-given” gun rights are still unwilling to engage in meaningful gun law reforms.

It is widely reported that Mr. Kirk said, “I can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made-up, new age term that — it does a lot of damage.” Of course, I disagree. I suspect Jesus of the Bible would too. Charlie’s actions and statements towards many marginalized members of society demonstrate that he did not show empathy toward them but showed a callous indifference toward them, if not outright contempt, in the name of his religion. I despise the heinous act that took Mr. Kirk’s life. I also have felt empathy for his family.

There is no moral foundation in religion that can not be found outside religious tradition and throughout secular morality. This is why Humanists and Freethinkers are important for an authentic ethical approach to understanding a vision for an improved version of humanity. The preferred conclusion regarding the morality of an action ought to be determined by its real world results which would maximize benefit and minimize harm; not from someone’s man-made holy text crafted by powerful men thousands of years ago who saw an opportunity to control the population to their benefit. Amazingly, we see this same phenomenon again today — powerful men using religion to control the population and curry political favors. One example: Vice President Vance began hosting the Charlie Kirk Show five days after his assassination.

Howard Zinn titled his memoir, You Can’t Be Neutral On A Moving Train, which is a metaphor that suggests passivity and silence in the face of oppressive social injustices are a form of complicity. The “train” of events can move faster than a Japanese bullet train in an unwanted direction. According to Zinn, to not actively oppose injustice is to accept and even collaborate with it.

You want to change the direction of the train? The easy answer is to “vote the bastards out.” However, suppose the 2024 election was rigged but in favor of the sitting administration? When has 47 ever done a selfless action, above board, with integrity, honesty, and an eye to serve humanity? He told us the election was rigged. He has the resources to make it happen. It is a serious challenge to accept that 47 won all seven swing states with a vote tally just outside the margin of error to trigger a mandatory recount. Voting machines can be compromised after they leave the manufacturer through physical access and vulnerabilities in the supply chain. Threats can be introduced during the programming or storage stages, or through poor security procedures. Enter Elon Musk who has even more resources than 47. As you know, Mr. Musk was an integral part of the 2024 election campaign. Crazy? Maybe. If it is true — it can happen again.

The mid-terms are coming. It can get much worse unless the mid-term vote is overwhelmingly in favor of “voting the bastards out.” I’ll leave it to you to decide which bastards.

What’s next? Martial law? When martial law is in effect, the military’s authority replaces that of the civilian government, typically during times of war, rebellion, or natural disaster. However, not intended for fake, made up, or manufactured wars, rebellions, or natural disasters. We should not be governed by lies.

When I was a child I thought those Spanish Fighting Bulls were dumb for chasing red flags — but look at us — it seems there are red flags everywhere. In the chaotic clamor, it seems no matter which direction we charge, there’s a different red flag waving in our face. Now is not the time to shut down. Now is the time to stay alert and engage. Mr. Kirk is another warning. You are the response. The difficulty for a peacemaker is how to effectively engage with people who openly declare you as the enemy.

I appreciate you and all those who help create a place where we can work together with a common purpose and hopefully slow the train and change its direction.

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Ken Hurley

Sometimes good is good enough. – kgh

Perfection is the enemy of progress. – Winston Churchill

Ok, I get it, the notion of “perfection” is subjective, meaning what one person considers perfect, another might think is a roaring disaster. However, some objects, methods, and ideas are widely considered so incredibly well-conceived that they approach a level of perceived perfection given their specific function. For example, the Swiss Army Knife is praised for its design and functionality as the perfect pocket knife. The cast-iron skillet is praised as a durable and long-lasting pan that actually improves with use. The Zippo Lighter is a simple design that is praised for largely being unchanged since its invention in 1933. While a perfect storm is a weather phenomenon, the phrase is also used metaphorically to describe a disastrous situation created by a powerful confluence of improbable unfortunate factors. And my favorite, the perfect pump — when you stop pumping gasoline at the exact amount you predicted. It’s a good feeling. Some may think snowflakes are perfect, with their symmetrical beauty and the fact that no two are identical. I’ve been told the human body is a perfect creation. But I disagree. I think men should have the ability to lactate — from the end of their pinky finger. Several famous musicians are known to possess perfect pitch, an ability to identify or recreate musical notes without any external reference. Some of the most well-known examples include: Mariah Carey, Ella Fitzgerald, Mozart, Beethoven, Freddie Mercury, and Charlie Puth.

Art and music require a certain level of technical skill. Although I think the true beauty of art lies with its imperfections, its emotional depth, and its ability to connect with the human experience. Creating some form of art can be a powerful experience for the artist and the enthusiasts who use their time to appreciate or reject what they’ve experienced. The effort to connect with humans is a powerful motivator. Yet an obsession with perfection can lead to uninspired artistic work that lacks the spontaneity and authenticity that make art and music so compelling. Think Rembrandt and Bob Ross. I have a friend who thinks the recordings of Pink Floyd are “perfect” — but the recordings of Pink? Meh.

In baseball, Phil Niekro, nicknamed “Knucksie,” was known for his knuckleball pitch. He had a perfectly imperfect pitch. It was slow and wobbly, but batters struggled to hit it. Also in baseball, a perfect game occurs when a pitcher retires every batter they face in a nine-inning game without allowing any opposing player to reach base by any means, including hits, walks, hit batsmen, or errors. It’s considered a flawless performance. Out of over 350,000 games ever played in baseball, there have only been 24 perfect games. The fans and team are thrilled! However, baseball also has its fair share of errors. I have a friend who named her cat Feck so she could say, “Purr Feck”. And there is Ed Sheeran’s love song, “Perfect,” about finding a soulmate and the joy of being with someone who makes you feel complete, even though they have imperfections. Land sakes alive! There is even a book titled, The Perfectionist’s Guide to Losing Control by the psychotherapist Katherine Morgan Schafler, in which she argues that we’ve been looking at perfectionism all wrong, suggesting you don’t have to stop being a perfectionist to be healthy. Have you ever met a curmudgeon? A termagant? I have. Too many. Have you met a genuinely happy perfectionist? I have not.

Perfectionists tend to get cranky quickly when things do not happen in a manner they expect in their perfect little minds. What? Little minds? There are many people who are known to be perfectionists who have achieved astonishingly great success: Steve Jobs, Stanley Kubrick, Michael Jackson, Leonardo Da Vinci, to name a few. There is nothing wrong with trying to be a perfectionist, just as there is nothing wrong with folly. Florenz Ziegfeld knew this well.

Perfection is an enticing lure found in a human desire to strive for something better. It’s sort of like hope or a wish, in that it offers us a goal. We humans are typically inclined to seek order and control in some manner or other. Perfection offers a seductive promise of achieving these goals. A promise often broken. It suggests a state of mastery, where errors and imperfections are eliminated, and everything functions flawlessly. It’s an ideal that can be particularly appealing to humans who struggle with insecurity, anxiety, and a greater need for validation. To achieve perfection, or even strive for it, can provide a temporary sense of control and validation — which can reinforce self-esteem. The pursuit of perfection can also be a powerful motivator, driving individuals to push themselves to their limits and achieve remarkable accomplishments. Athletes often dedicate their lives to achieving peak physical performance. Their training regimes, dietary habits, and mental preparation are meticulously crafted to minimize errors and maximize performance. Ask Novak Djokovic.

The Olympic gold medalist, the record-breaking marathon runner, the ballet dancer executing the perfect plié – these individuals embody the relentless pursuit of physical perfection. However, this striving can also lead to burnout, injury, and a distorted self-image. The pressure to be perfect can be immense, leading to psychological distress and a relentless focus on flaws and imperfections. Sometimes good is good enough. As Toba Beta said in Master of Stupidity, “Practice doesn’t make perfect. Practice reduces the imperfection.”

Engineers, scientists, and designers strive to create machines and systems that operate with maximum efficiency, reliability, and safety. The development of the airplane, for example, involved decades of iterative improvements, each aiming to perfect aerodynamics, engine performance, and safety features. Similarly, the creation of computer software involves a constant quest to eliminate bugs, improve functionality, and create a seamless user experience. The desire for perfection drives innovation and technological advancement, leading to breakthroughs that transform our lives. However, the relentless pursuit of technological perfection can also have unintended consequences, such as environmental damage, job displacement, and the creation of complex systems that are difficult to control and understand. Remember the disastrous plight of the 737 Max, the Challenger explosion, or the windblown collapse of the suspension bridge nicknamed “Galloping Gertie” (the Tacoma Narrows Bridge). It finally swayed and bounced to its complete failure in 1940. How often has your computer crashed?

In Oscar Wilde’s, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Dorian seeks eternal youth and beauty, striving for a kind of physical perfection. He makes a pact that will allow his portrait to age while he remains eternally youthful. However, this pursuit of physical perfection leads to moral corruption and ultimately destruction. Flaubert’s Madame Bovary portrays a woman obsessed with romantic ideals and a life of luxury, striving for a kind of perfect happiness. This pursuit of an idealized life led her to debt, disillusionment, and ultimately, suicide. The destructive consequences of unrealistic expectations and the inability to accept the imperfections of life can have severe consequences.

Some Christians acknowledge their imperfections but believe they will go to heaven — if they truly believe. Freethinkers acknowledge their imperfections too — have a laugh and don’t pretend they have a ticket to a make-believe land.

The limitations of perfection are significant. The problem with perfection is that it is unattainable. Human beings are inherently imperfect, and our capacity for error, vulnerability, and fallibility is an undeniable part of our existence. The relentless pursuit of perfection can lead to disappointment, frustration, and a sense of failure. When we set unrealistic goals and expectations, we inevitably set ourselves up for disappointment.

The pursuit of perfection can also lead to procrastination, due to the fear of making mistakes. Failing to meet our own impossibly high standards can prevent us from taking risks, trying new things, and pursuing our goals. The perfectionist may spend hours planning and preparing, afraid to start a project until everything is “perfect.” This procrastination can ultimately lead to a loss of time and opportunity. The fear of imperfection can stifle creativity and innovation, preventing individuals from sharing their work or expressing themselves authentically.

Another significant drawback of the pursuit of perfection is its potential to damage mental health. Perfectionism is often associated with anxiety, depression, and other mental health disorders. The constant self-criticism and the fear of failure can be incredibly debilitating. The pressure to be perfect can lead to chronic stress, burnout, and a diminished sense of well-being. The relentless pursuit of an unattainable ideal can leave individuals feeling inadequate, unworthy, and deeply unhappy. Ever meet a truly happy perfectionist? I haven’t.

Turns out that being human is rife with mistakes. Failure is a part of the learning process, and that embracing our imperfections is essential for personal growth and authentic expression. Thomas Edison was asked why he failed so many times before he successfully invented the light bulb. He replied, “That was not failure, I just found 10,000 ways that didn’t work.” The pursuit of excellence, of striving to improve and grow, is a worthy goal, but it’s good to balance it with self-compassion, acceptance, and a recognition of our inherent fallibility.

When I was ten years old I mowed lawns to earn money. As I finished each lawn, I liked to step back, extend my arm straight, close one eye, stick my thumb in the air as if I were an artist assessing whatever artists assess when they look at their thumb and say, “Poyfect!” Or is it spelled “Poifect”?

We still seek, as Gouverneur Morris wrote in the preamble to the Constitution, “a more perfect Union.” It’s all an attempt to achieve something a little bit better.

However, you don’t want to hear your surgeon say, “Oops!”###

Ken Hurley

Kushim was a weathered man with calloused hands and skin the color of ochre clay baked by the sun. His life was lived in the open, evidenced by the rounded etched lines around his eyes, deepened by squinting in an effort to focus. A network of scars crisscrossed his arms and legs, signs of his encounters with predators and the unforgiving terrain. His hair was thick and matted, the shade of dried river reeds, often tangled with leaves and twigs. His stature was short and stocky, but his frame was powerfully built. His shoulders were broadened by years of hunting. His shaggy hirsute chest expanded with each deep, deliberate breath. His eyes were his most striking feature. They were a startling shade of deep amber, unnervingly bright, at night even fluorescent, which held a depth of gaze that suggested an innate wisdom far beyond his years — a conscious awareness that pierced time itself.
. Kushim was descended from original members of the Homo sapiens clan, a small, tightly-knit tribe that roamed fertile valleys and arid deserts. However, he was unlike any other member of his tribe. He possessed a gift, a curse, a burden — the ability to see the future, to witness events yet to come. Events came to him in dreams, in flashes of visions that assaulted his waking and sleeping mind. He saw vast swaths of land aflame, metal behemoths roaring across the plains, figures shrouded in strange garments raising weapons that spat fire and death. He saw structures of immense scale, built of stone and shaped with an unbelievable precision. He saw the advent of writing, the wheel, and sophisticated irrigation systems. He saw the effort to govern by democracy. He witnessed the slow, inexorable march of civilizations yet to be. He saw their rise and fall, their triumphs and tragedies, all swirling before his eyes like dust devils in a summer storm.
. His gift (or curse) made him an outcast. He was not fully present in his own time. While others hunted and gathered, he would often wander away, his gaze affixed on an unseen horizon. While the tribe gathered around a communal fire, sharing stories and laughter, Kushim retreated to a solitary space, sketching strange, otherworldly images onto cave walls. Images born from the visions that tormented his mind. His tribe was wary of the unknown and considered him to be touched by spirits. Sometimes Kushim was venerated, but more often he was feared. The tribe relied on his predictions of weather patterns and animal migrations, but they kept a respectful distance, unsure of the totality of his capabilities. Kushim saw a vast, rolling plain, dotted with enormous, grey beasts with ivory tusks. Then, a smaller, yet fearsome creature appeared — a hunter, wielding a spear riding another beast. Kushim knew this was the future. The ability for humans to harness their surroundings. He saw the hunter destroy the mammoth grey beast.
. He returned to his tribe, his heart heavy with the knowledge of what was to come. He warned them of a harsh winter — a severe climate change — when the mammoth beasts would all disappear, when game would become scarce. He told them of a time of great suffering. His tribe scoffed, they always did, but as the seasons changed, the mammoths vanished — a chilling harbinger of future events.
. Years passed. Kushim, now older, his body a bit more withered with the passage of time as his visions continued. His mind watched as civilizations blossomed and collapsed. He saw the rise of Egyptians, their stone pyramids reaching towards the heavens. He witnessed the construction of the Great Wall of China, a serpent of stone winding across the landscape, a monument to the power of empires. He saw the grandeur of the Roman Empire, its legions marching across continents, its aqueducts and roads transforming the world.
. He saw the birth of Christianity, the spread of its teachings across the globe, the doubts, conflicts, and a vibrant Freethought movement that followed. He saw the fall of Rome, the descent into the Dark Ages. He saw fragmented kingdoms, the rise of feudalism, the dominance of the Church, the Crusades, the Black Death, and the creation of the Magna Carta. He predicted a renaissance of classical culture, great artistic works, and intellectual flourishing. He predicted an invention that would revolutionize the dissemination of written knowledge.
. One evening, huddled near a dwindling fire, Kushim felt another powerful wave of visions. This time, they were a particularly chaotic, swirling kaleidoscopic series of unstoppable images. He saw a man, a shepherd named Muhammad, spreading his faith across Arabia, and then the rise of a massive empire that was very close to his home. He knew, with a certainty that chilled his heart, that this Empire would reach the lands of his tribe and bring centuries of conflict and wars.
. The images then became even more startling. Kushim saw ships sailing across vast oceans. He saw them come to the shores of a new world, a world that they would conquer and colonize, and where they would exploit indigenous populations. He saw these ships being used in horrifying but profitable slave trading.
. He saw the construction of immense metal birds that would travel at great speeds across the sky — machines that could destroy cities. He saw the Great War, a terrible conflict that would bring about the death of many.
. Then came a period of peace but with more human hardship. Kushim saw the Great Depression and all of the suffering that it brought.
. Kushim saw the rise of a little mustached man named Charlie that made the world laugh. He saw another little mustached man named Adolf who would instigate the murder of millions and made the world fight. He saw fire rain down on cities, the end of many lives, the end of empires, and the obliteration of two Asian cities with the push of a button.
. He saw the Cold War, a long, tense standoff between two opposing powers. He saw lots of cardigan sweaters, too. He saw the race for space, the invention of computers, the ever-accelerating pace of technological change. He saw the emergence of new diseases, new threats, and new possibilities.
. Kushim’s visions were often too analytical for him to believe. He saw strong similarities between American President 7 and the first American Felon President 47. Both had confrontational, combative, and racist personalities, yet appealed to a populist style. President 7 would use federal force to implement the Indian Removal Act and implement the Nullification Crisis. President 47 would use federal force to disregard laws and oversee illegal deportation of thousands, while delighting in dismantling much of the federal government that served him so well.
. His visions, once fragmented and unclear, were becoming clearer, more intense. The future, once a distant and indistinct prospect, was drawing closer. He knew his time was running out. One day, he sat at the mouth of a cave. He chose a spot that was drenched in sunlight. He then took his flint stone and struggled to scratch images on the stone cave wall.
. He collapsed to the ground, his strength failing, his breath shallow. He saw one final image — a group of people in a strange, advanced place who discovered his drawings and studied them with great interest, in awe of Kushim’s last etching that depicted lots of life elsewhere in a multiverse.
. As the sun set, bathing the cave in a warm, golden light, Kushim drew his last breath. His physical body was gone, but his visions, etched in stone, remained. The stone writer was no more, but his prophetic legacy describing the burdens and joys of the future would live on. Preserved for centuries. Not on a hard drive, not in the cloud — but etched in stones on a cave wall. He was, finally, a part of the history he predicted.
. Kushim — that is his story.

Ken Hurley

Boundaries aren’t all bad. That’s why there are walls around mental institutions. ― Peggy Noonan

Walls work. I went to China last week and I did not see a single Mexican. – Jimmy Carr

The meanest and toughest hombre in the West, Yosemite Sam, a bungling antagonist to Bugs Bunny, has both guns drawn point-blank range at Bugs, “Start walking, you doggon long-eared galoot,” his graveled voice bellows.
. Bugs Bunny: “Hey, you can’t talk to me like that. Them’s fightin’ words.” Bugs Bunny challenged Yosemite Sam by drawing a line in the sand with his foot.
. “I dare you to step over this line,” admonished Bugs.
. “OK, I’m a-steppin.“ Yosemite Sam could not resist the challenge.
. Bugs drew another line, “I dare you to step over this line.”
. “OK, I’m a-steppin.“
. “This line.”
. “This line.”
. “That one.”
. “This one.”
. “That one.”
. Bugs drew dozens of lines in the sand, each of which was crossed by Yosemite Sam. The last line drawn by Bugs was at the edge of a cliff. Yosemite Sam stepped over the line and fell off the cliff, to be squished into his hat. Bad things can happen when we go too far and cross the line. This scene is from the classic cartoon Bugs Bunny Rides Again (1948).
. A line in the sand is a boundary. Boundaries are often invisible lines we draw to protect our physical space, emotional well-being, and autonomy. Boundaries can be physical, emotional, communicative, time-oriented, financial, respectful, or lines drawn on a map.
. Boundaries are fundamental to human interaction. They help define our relationships, shape our identities, and can provide a sense of freedom from fear that may lead to a more peaceful coexistence. It can be a challenge to set boundaries, even when we know certain boundaries are essential for humans to successfully coexist.
. The human desire to break boundaries is equally compelling. The desire to break, cross, transcend boundaries can stem from a variety of motivations, ranging from rebellion, the pursuit of freedom, dictatorial control, to a natural human yearning for intimacy and connection.
. Sometimes, breaking boundaries can be a necessary act of defiance, a way of challenging oppressive systems and asserting one’s autonomy. Take a peek at our Declaration of Independence and our fight for civil rights. American Revolutionaries deliberately broke the King’s rule. Civil rights activists deliberately challenged the established boundaries of racial segregation laws. The acts of breaking these boundaries were initially illegal and disruptive, but turned out to be essential for creating the United States of America and achieving needed steps toward social justice.
. The desire to break boundaries can be a catalyst for intimacy and human connection. There is a delicate balance between respecting each other’s boundaries and finding ways to transcend them in an effort to create a shared sense of space and understanding. Sometimes, boundaries are intentionally removed to establish a deeper connection that allows for greater vulnerability and intimacy. It takes an agreement among two or more people to mutually decide which boundaries they are comfortable with removing.
. Emotional boundaries include our feelings, thoughts, and vulnerabilities, and are essential for maintaining good psychological health. These boundaries dictate what information we share, how we allow others to influence us, and how we manage our emotional responses to interpersonal dynamics. They protect us from emotional exploitation, manipulation, and the potentially overwhelming emotional demands of others. Healthy emotional boundaries allow us to be authentic in our relationships while safeguarding our sense of self. Someone with strong emotional boundaries can say “no” to requests that deplete their energy, to express their needs clearly, and maintain a level of emotional distance when necessary to protect their well-being.
. Conversely, those with weak emotional boundaries may find themselves overwhelmed by other people’s emotions, taking on their problems as their own, and sacrificing their own needs for the sake of others. They might struggle to assert their own opinions or feel constantly responsible for the feelings of others.
. The desire to break boundaries can also be destructive. Individuals may cross boundaries for selfish reasons, to manipulate or control others, or to inflict harm. This can manifest in various forms, from emotional abuse and manipulation to physical violence and sexual assault, to deploying the military for use against U.S. citizens. The desire to break societal boundaries, laws, and social norms, can lead to crime, social disorder, and deadly violence.
. The physical boundaries we draw around our bodies, personal space, and possessions, are more tangible lines and are important too. These boundaries encompass our right to physical autonomy, to control our physical space, and to determine who has access to our bodies and our belongings. They are essential for safety, privacy, and a sense of personal security. Physical boundaries can be as simple as knocking before entering a room, respecting personal space, or refusing unwanted physical contact. Establishing and maintaining these boundaries is particularly important for women and marginalized groups who are often subjected to unwanted physical contact or violations of their personal space. Healthy physical boundaries assert our right to control our bodies and our physical environment, preventing unwanted intrusion and ensuring a sense of safety and control.
. In the geopolitical realm, boundaries have a different significance. National borders define the territorial limits of states, delineating their sovereignty and defining their relationships with other nations. These boundaries are often the subject of fierce contention, as nations compete for resources, influence, and power. The history of warfare is a history of the violation and redrawing of geopolitical boundaries. The ongoing conflicts in Ukraine and the Middle East are rooted in disputes over territorial boundaries and political influence.
. Imperialism is a systematic attempt to expand national boundaries to exert control over other territories. The desire of President 47 to break the sovereign boundaries of Canada and Greenland may be motivated by a personal ego that knows no boundaries.
. The increasingly interconnected nature of our world has blurred traditional geopolitical boundaries. Globalization, the free flow of information, and the speed of social media have created a more fluid interconnected global ability to communicate. This has led to increased cultural exchanges, a greater sense of economic interdependence, and shared information which transcends national boundaries.
. However, this creates new challenges, such as cyber warfare, the spread of misinformation, disinformation, not knowing if it is real or AI, and a diminished sense of national sovereignty. The conflict surrounding immigration and international trade are shaped by differing views on how to manage and adapt to evolving geopolitical boundaries.
. Comedy can offer the opportunity to break boundaries while delivering a few good laughs. Richard Pryor was known for defying mainstream comedy conventions and openly discussing taboo topics like sex, race, and drugs. “I was just on the Today show and they told me how wonderful I was, and I walk out into the reality of America and I can’t get a cab.” Joan Rivers unapologetically challenged norms in a male-dominated field. “I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.” George Carlin was known for his controversial and thought-provoking routines on language, politics, and social issues, often challenging authority and societal norms. “If crime fighters fight crime and firefighters fire, what do freedom fighters fight?” and “The American dream — you have to be asleep to believe it.” Lenny Bruce pushed the boundaries of stand-up comedy with his explicit language and commentary on politics, religion, and social issues, leading to legal battles and his arrests. “If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.” Dave Chappelle is recognized for his insightful and often controversial comedy addressing race, culture, and society. “To what extent do I have to participate in your self image?” Louis C.K. created his own controversy in his personal life but his stand-up has been known for its raw honesty and introspective humor on a wide range of topics. “I’m broke. You ever get so broke that the bank starts charging you money… for not having enough money?” Sarah Silverman is known for her provocative and often satirical approach to sensitive issues like religion, politics, and sexuality. “Everything seems crazy when you’re not used to it. That’s why so many comics make fun of Scientology, because like… well because it’s a batshit crazy religion. But it’s no more batshit crazy than every single religion, it’s just new… Scientology is weird because it’s new. It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshiping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life. He had to change his name to L. Ron because there was another Ron Hubbard in the Writers Guild. That’s how recent this religion is.” Ricky Gervais is known for his satirical and often dark humor, targeting societal norms, religion and celebrity culture. “Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it’s equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don’t.”
. For a long time it was thought that no human could run a mile in less than four minutes, until Roger Bannister showed up. Bannister was the first person to run a mile in under four minutes. He broke a psychological and physical barrier that was widely considered impossible. He ran a mile in 3 minutes 59 seconds 71 years ago.
. Jackie Robinson broke the Major League Baseball color barrier when he started at first base for the Brooklyn Dodgers on April 15, 1947. Also in 1947, Chuck Yeager became the first person to break the sound barrier when he flew the experimental Bell X-1.
. Icebreakers are often used in corporate or large group settings designed to facilitate breaking or at least softening certain personal boundaries. Icebreakers are games like Two Truths and a Lie, designed to help members get to know each other better and focus on sharing personal information such as names, hobbies, and life events, in an effort to form a cohesive team.
. A formerly feral cat adopted me a few years ago. I named him Shorty due to his short tail.. He’s an indoor/outdoor cat. The veterinarian suggested I establish a boundary for Shorty and keep him inside because there are fleas, ticks, big dogs, bad humans, rabies, and coyotes on the loose who would harm Shorty if given the opportunity. I briefly considered the vet’s suggestion. However, that is a boundary I feel would be unfair to Shorty. So, Shorty is living his best life.
. Drawing the line, establishing boundaries, breaking barriers, entering new frontiers, or playing with ice breakers, can get a person some attention. Sometimes wanted attention and sometimes not. It does seem that boundaries are essential for maintaining individual well-being, healthy relationships, and dealing with the complexities of the social and geopolitical world. The choices we make to respect or violate boundaries shape how we interact with each other. While established boundaries are key to building and keeping stable relationships, the motivations to both make and break boundaries are key to a life of freedom, peace, and intimacy. In other words — knock before entering.
. After being provoked or wronged due to his self-styled boundaries, Bugs Bunny is fond of hurling this tart retort, “Of course, you realize this means war!”
. “What a maroon!” But a delightful maroon.
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Ken Hurley

Sorry about that, Chief  – Maxwell Smart“

What do you mean I should apologize? You should apologize!”      “Meee? No way. You started it. It's your fault. You should apologize to me.”
.      “How could it be my fault? You know what you did.”
.       “I'm waiting. Go ahead. Apologize.”
.      “No. You.” 
.     “Oh no. You!”
.      “You!” .
.     “OK. I'll apologize when you apologize.”
.      “Never!”
.       “Come on. On the count of three. 1, 2, … 2-½, … 3!
.      Scowling, arms folded, silence.A genuine apology is not as simple as it may seem. A sincere apology can mend fractured relationships, promote deeper understanding, and seek reconciliation; but in the process, may leave one feeling a bit diminished and vulnerable. Conversely, a poorly executed, insincere, or false apology can exacerbate conflict, deepen emotional wounds, and create resentment.
.       The distinction between a genuine and a false apology stems from authentic remorse and a sincere desire to repair the harm caused. A genuine apology acknowledges the wrongdoing, expresses regret for the actions, and takes responsibility without making excuses or minimizing the impact of the perceived infraction. A genuine apology often includes a commitment to change future behavior and a willingness to make amends.
.       A genuine apology for accidentally breaking a Ming Dynasty vase might include acknowledging the mistake (“Whoopsie.”), expressing regret for the damage (Oh no! Was that your Ming Dynasty vase?”), or offering to replace the vase (“Jeezus, that's got to be expensive. Or is it priceless? Irreplaceable? Let's file an insurance claim.”) And, assuring that greater care will be taken in the future. (Sniffling. “If you never want to see me again Mom, I'll understand. And, I promise not to play Frisbee inside ever again.”) Authenticity is what makes remorse palpable.
.      In contrast, a false apology, also known as a non-apology, lacks genuine remorse, can be manipulative in an effort to deflect blame, minimize the harm caused, or avoid taking responsibility. The "I'm sorry you feel that way" apology shifts the focus from the act to the recipient's perception rather than the infraction. The non-apology avoids acknowledging wrongdoing or the harm caused. Similarly, the "I'm sorry if I offended you" apology is conditional, suggesting that the apologetic person only apologizes if the offense was perceived to be a mistake. The "I'm sorry, but…" apology immediately follows the apology with an excuse or justification, negating the initial expression of remorse. These faux apologies often leave the recipient feeling unheard, dismissed, and further hurt.
.      It is important to consider the context, the apologetic's sincerity, and the perception in evaluating the effectiveness of an apology. Remember the disastrous apology by Bill Clinton for his affair with Monica Lewinsky after he first lied about it? He finally admitted wrongdoing, but his apology lacked genuine remorse and was more focused on self-justification.
.       Sometimes apologies are merely reflexive. “Oooh, sorry.” Smile. How many times have you pushed a grocery cart around an aisle and a surprised glazed-eye shopper didn't expect you to make the turn. “Oooh, sorry” as if they have never been in a grocery store before. Next time you're pushing a grocery cart, count how many times you hear or say, "Sorry.”
.       There are also those unfortunately situated humans who seem to blame themselves for things out of their control and will even apologize to people who abuse them; where their apology amounts to a plea for mercy. “I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry! I'll never do that again. Please don't. Please! Please don't. Please don't hurt me again.” Is it true that an unjust apology tends to become exploitative by an abuser?
.        A well-known apology is Plato's novel, The Apology of Socrates, although this is not a genuine apology as we think of an apology today. Maybe it can be summarized as "Sorry, but you're wrong.”
.        Plato's Apology offers a Socratic dialogue in defense of Socrates against the charges of "corrupting the youth" and not believing in the gods of Athens. Plato was at the trial, so his dialogue depicts Socrates' words, arguing for his beliefs and actions; that he was unjustly accused and condemned. Plato describes how Socrates defends himself against the accusations, arguing that he is innocent of the charges, and that he is being persecuted for his philosophical inquiries. Socrates does not admit guilt or express regret or remorse for his actions. He stands firm on the importance of questioning and seeking truth, even if it means challenging established beliefs. The dialogue, as written by Plato, is presented as a record of Socrates' speech at his trial. It's also likely that Plato's admiration for his teacher, Socrates, skewed his perspective, as he also used The Apology to further Plato's own philosophical views. You know, the notion that the unexamined life is not worth living.      During the 1980s there was an 800# in New York City known as the Apology Line, hosted by Mr. Apology. People could call in anonymously and "apologize for their wrongs against people without jeopardizing themselves.” Due to its popularity, the 800# remained in service for 15 years. Anyone could call and listen to recordings of apologies – including for murder.
.      A written apology can offer a more considered and detailed expression of remorse, allowing for careful reflection and a more structured approach to addressing the harm caused. A verbal apology, while potentially more timely and personal, can be less effective if delivered poorly or without sufficient thought.
.       I remember a time when I was in 4th grade playing in Devil's Pit, which was scrub land with trees in a large open crevasse adjacent to a golf course. I played there often.
.      One afternoon I was there with a 5th grader who tried to teach me how to smoke a cigarette. Brand of choice was Kent III. I couldn't do it. Made me cough. Then I watched him light a match to a dead discarded dried brown Christmas tree branch, and amazingly, with lightning-fast reflexes he clapped out the fire flare on the dead discarded dried out Christmas tree branch with his bare hands. Well, I was impressed! The next day I went to the same dead discarded dried out Christmas tree and decided to try the same clap-out-the-fire-flare stunt. But, whoopsie! I froze. The fire flare was fast and intense. I stood stunned. I couldn't clap it out. So, in my 4th-grade mind, I thought I could blow out the flames by holding the flaming dried dead Christmas tree by the trunk and waving it in the air. I was wrong. This was dumb. All this did was inflame the tree branches above me. So, I dropped the burning dead Christmas tree, which exploded into a huge firecracker blaze when it hit the ground. I ran home in panic mode. I hid inside while it seemed like the entire town gathered to watch the fire department put out the fire. Everyone but me. This caused my mother to be suspicious. Why wasn't I outside watching the spectacle with everyone else? She confronted me. At first I acted blasé. “Oh, I have homework to do.” But she wasn't buying it. She got me to confess and tell her what happened. I was punished in ways that might get a parent in big trouble today. Fortunately, the quick actions of the fire department doused the scrub fire. No adjacent homes were damaged. No lawsuits were filed. No financial restitution was required. One good thing that I learned in 4th grade was the value of an authentic apology. I was taken to each house that might have been affected by the fire. Knocked on their door. Introduced myself, told them the story, apologized for causing all the trouble, and said I would never do that again. I was also taken to the fire chief and apologized to him in a similar manner for my poor judgment. He lectured me — in a kind way. The Mel Brooks television show Get Smart had not debuted yet. Good thing too. I might have said, “Sorry about that, Chief.”
.      What I learned in 4th grade was that for an apology to be effective, it must also be accepted. The fire chief and the three homeowners I apologized to were gracious, understanding, and forgiving, while also firm in their admonitions regarding the dangers of playing with matches.
.      I left that experience with a whirlwind of emotions. The feelings I remember were a sense of wonderful relief and an inner calm that made me aware that mistakes can be a learning opportunity.
.       I also remember the first time I was called Mr. Hurley. It came from a 5th grader. Thing is, I was only in 6th grade. The kid who called me Mr. Hurley had wit beyond his years. He went on to be a world-renowned neurosurgeon, specializing in brain trauma. Sorry, but I digress.
.      How many people do you know who often begin a sentence with “I'm sorry but...” Or, “I apologize in advance…” Yet really have nothing to be apologetic for?
.       Well, one thing I know, I had a fun time playing the board game Sorry. Still do – with the kids, of course.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. – Mark 
Twain

The truth is highly overrated. – kgh

A Variety of Veracity
Ken Hurley 

The question "What is truth?" has confounded philosophers, theologians, scientists, lawyers, politicians, you, and others since before the first lie was told, which was likely by an ancient Greek spouse who replied, “I'm fine” in an effort to avoid the discomfort of the truth. To understand the varieties of truths involves perspectives, encompassing epistemology, ontology, and the great but subjective experience of reality. Since there is no single, universally accepted answer — the truth is highly overrated. Yet, a worthwhile and respected quest.
      Understanding that our perceptions are all we have, suggests that any effort at defining ‘truth,’ proclaiming things to be true, is relative to our place in time. To say, the ‘truth’ is highly overrated does not also say there is nothing that is true. That’s false.
      People who claim to know the ‘truth’ seem to be less troublesome than those who claim to be ‘true-believers.’ All we can do is offer a perception from what we can glean from our perspective, which includes all the stuff we can cram into our brain and process through our thoughts from where we sit in time.      There is a reason people are reluctant to define ‘truth’ — they understand any absolute definition is lame, nearly meaningless, and would prefer to rely on the perceived understanding of others.       Watching the struggles of others in their approach to what they ‘believe’ is the ‘truth’ offers one some absurd yet entertaining enjoyment. Chemtrails, black helicopters, moon landing, hollow Earth, Bigfoot, Zombie Apocalypse, Queen Elizabeth I was a man, to name some ridiculous falsehoods that masquerade as truths for some. Of course, the act of discovering ‘truths’ can provide education too. Yet, sometimes one may fall into an eye-glazed numbness while tussling with what is ‘truth.’
      “Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?” This is what a witness, who has made a commitment to tell the ‘truth,’ is asked to state prior to offering sworn testimony as evidence in court. One must swear to tell the ‘truth’ even if you’re mistaken, or worse, willfully lie. Despite swearing to tell the truth, sworn eyewitness testimony isn’t reliable. Especially when those witnesses get older. Age can blur memory, but surprisingly, age can also bring a resolute confidence in our ability to believe we're telling the ‘truth’ even if our confidence is faulty or delusional.
      Here’s one definition of ‘truth’: That which resonates as known to be fact, correct, and absent of lies.
      I am aware there may be dozens of theoretical approaches to ‘truth’ from a variety of well known and respected humans including: Aristotle, Socrates, Plato, Hegel, Aquinas, Schopenhauer, Kripke, Heidegger, Nietzsche, cab drivers, deli owners, and you.
      There are also dozens of theories relative to the the varieties of ‘truths’ that have evolved or devolved through the ages, including: Absolute, Relative, Correspondence, Consensus, Pragmatic, Constructivist, Minimalist, Performative, Coherence, Redundancy, Biblical, and Half.
      A solid understanding of ‘truth’ is so desired, so sought after by so many people, yet so devoid of consensus, the entire notion of the ‘truth’ becomes suspect. Since there are so many different ideas of how we should approach discerning the ‘truth,’ is it little wonder that the ‘truth’ has become diluted by the so-called ‘thinkers’ of the day, rendering examples of ‘truths’ and attempts at definitions mostly temporal.
      There are an unknown number of things once thought to be true that we have later said, “Whoopsie, my bad,” including: The earth is flat, rocks turn into lichen, sun revolves around the earth, life cannot survive in boiling hot temperatures, a child's sex is solely determined by the mother, smoking is good for asthmatics, no need for a doctor to wash his hands or instruments, Pluto is a planet, the sound barrier was actually a barrier through which we could not pass, tongues have different areas of taste sensors, the Pope is infallible, and one of my favorites — The brain is not a source of thought. "This laxe pithe or marrow in man's head shows no more capacity for thought than a Cake of Sewet or a Bowl of Curds." Henry More, a prominent seventeenth-century British philosopher, uttered this mutter in 1652. I believe his statement is relative to people he knew personally.      Furthermore, there are supposedly biblical truths known as the Gospel Truth, including: The Bible is the word of God which, in part, instructs its reader as follows: 1 Timothy 2:12 “I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.” And, Jeremiah 19:9 “I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters, and they will eat one another’s flesh because their enemies will press the siege so hard against them to destroy them.” And, 1 Peter 2:18-20 “Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the forward. For this is thankworthy, if a man for conscience toward God endure grief, suffering wrongfully. For what glory is it, if, when ye be buffeted for your faults, ye shall take it patiently? But if, when ye do well, and suffer for it, ye take it patiently, this is acceptable with God.” And, Leviticus 18:22 “Thou shalt not lie with a man, as with a woman: it is abomination.” Then there's the controversy determining which date should be the holiest day in the Christian Bible, Easter. The dilemma was settled by looking at the moon. The first Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox — that's the date Jesus arose from the dead. Oh, and the first woman was born from a man's rib. That male egotistical patriarchal misogyny is unrivaled. Truths? I think not.
      Knowing what we do about what we once thought to be true and factual — that truths are subject to change, why should we believe that what we claim to understand today as ‘truth’ won’t be subjected to tomorrow’s correction with the acquisition of new information? There seems to be a demonstrated pattern that today’s truth is often tomorrow’s apology. Although, I offer no apology for all those who believe they possess reason, logic, and a method, scientific or otherwise, to discern the ‘truth.’ Mostly, what we have here though, is a failure to understand that ‘rationalization’ often masquerades as ‘truth’.
      Moreover, there is the problem of the popular scientists of today, who, with some offhand remarks that are occasionally quoted, belie what I posit. Neil deGrasse Tyson has said, “The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.” That is a half-truth. Science is also subject to tomorrow’s correction. Ask Pluto. The planet, not the dog.
      There are even those folks who make a distinction of truths based on capitalization — the truth v, The Truth. As if capitalization makes The Truth proper and authoritative. So how about this, the tRUTh, or THE TRUTH, or thE tRuTH.
       It may be reasonable to alter our shouts of glee, that instead of proclaiming, “Eureka! I have discovered the ‘truth’!” We offer a more honest shout, “Eureka! I have discovered a new deeply held opinion subject to change with or without notice!” You reek of wanting more. I recommend reading Late Night Thoughts on Listening to Mahler’s Ninth Symphony by Lewis Thomas. A Short History of Nearly Everything, by Bill Bryson. George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four. Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez. Aristotle's Metaphysics. Plato’s The Republic. William James’ Pragmatism. Harry Frankfurt's, On Bullshit. And, select passages of the Internet.
      What we accept or reject as ‘truth’ determines the speed at which our civilization evolves.
      And that’s the god's honest truth about ‘truth.’
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Ken Hurley

Thank god for mortality. If it weren’t for mortality, we would need a bigger planet. If it weren’t for mortality, the TSA lines would take weeks. If it weren’t for mortality, the population of Jacksonville would be 15 million frustrated drivers sitting still on the JTB parking lot. The population of New York City would be 117 million, making it impossible to get Hamilton revival tickets. If it weren’t for mortality, everyone’s favorite Hun, Attilla, would still be alive. So would Hitler. Socrates would be walking the planet mumbling hemlockschemlock. The Elizabeth Kübler-Ross book, On Death and Dying, would never be written. Trump, America’s King, would be able to stay in the oval office forever. The population of Earth would be approximately 118 billion hungry mouths, causing DoorDash to change their name to DoorWhenever.

One of the most troubling aspects when figuring these types of demographic estimates is that people tend to omit the population of New Jersey. I’d like to get this calculation cleared up. A complicating factor when extrapolating a population estimate is determining the pattern of population growth. So, for the purpose of reaching a number that has some validity, certain assumptions must be made. Assumption 1) Start with two and begin counting at 50,000 B.C.E.Assumption 2) use mostly a constant growth rate Assumption 3) set birth rates at 80 per 1000 per year through 1 AD Assumption 4) set birth rate at 60 per 1000 from 2 AD to 1750. Assumption 5) set birth rate at 30 per 1000 from 1751 through the present.

If the above assumptions are accepted and you remember to include the population of New Jersey, then the arithmetic yields 117,902,537,116 humans on Earth as of April 1, 2025. This total does not include people held in secret detentions around the world. And you think eggs are scarce now! Remember the television game show “To Tell the Truth”? We could play it with Jesus. Will the real Jesus please stand up.

Mortality is so globally popular, we even give it ratings. Two thumbs up? No. Five stars? No. Michelin? No. Yelp? No. The mortality rate, aka death rate, is measured by the number of deaths in a population over a specific time period, expressed as a rate per a certain number of people. For example, the infant mortality rate in the United States was 560.4 infant deaths per 100,000 live births in 2022, an increase of 3.1% from the rate in 2021 (543.6). Now that vaccines are passé, out of fashion, and poo-pooed, this particular mortality rate will likely increase.

Mortals, all being carbon-based life forms, have mortality in common. No exceptions. Mortality is the inevitable end of life, and is a fundamental aspect of the human condition.

The loss and suffering mortality inflicts by the death of loved ones is a universally shared experience, which can cause profound grief, pain, and a sense of irreplaceable loss. There is also the death of others who are not loved ones, which, if they are despised, may bring a slight smile, if not whooping and hollering in the streets. However, the death of a loved one can carry an emotional toll which can have significant impacts on mental and physical health, leading to depression, anxiety, and other psychological challenges. The fear of our own death, the awareness of our own sad eventual demise, can be a source of anxiety and existential dread, which can shape our choices and influence our perspectives. This fear can manifest in various ways, from avoidance of risk-taking, to a desperate clinging to life, often hindering personal growth and the pursuit of fulfilling experiences. Or, the realization of our own sad untimely demise can bring a strong sense of motivation. The finality of death, the irreversible cessation of consciousness and experience, is a daunting prospect for many, fueling a desire for immortality or an intense focus on leaving a lasting legacy.

The shared experience of loss and grief creates a sense of common humanity. Mortality can even contribute to social cohesion and a greater sense of empathy, at least temporarily. The awareness of our own mortality can make us more sensitive to the suffering of others, encouraging us to act with kindness and generosity. The rituals and traditions surrounding death, from funerals to memorials, provide opportunities for communities to come together, express their grief, and celebrate the lives of those who have shuffled off. These shared experiences strengthen social bonds and reinforce a sense of collective identity.

Mortality is not to be confused with morality. Turns out, an immoral, amoral, and someone who found a moral compass, all eventually will have said of them — they gave up the ghost, bought the farm, kicked the bucket, cashed in their chips, bit the dust, are sleeping with the fishes, met their maker, passed away, dead as a doornail, dust in the wind, gone to a better place, six feet under where they’re pushing up daisies.

A desire to live forever is a significant reason religion is still popular. The promise of “life everlasting” is powerful. Many religions, including Christianity, Islam, and some forms of Hinduism and Buddhism, promise some version of life after death. Christianity emphasizes eternal life with God in heaven and the deceased members of your family, if you follow the teachings of Jesus. Islam also believes in an afterlife, with the concept of Jannah (Paradise) as a reward for good deeds and a place of eternal bliss for believers. Hinduism, while not explicitly promising eternal life in the same way as Christianity or Islam, offers the concept of reincarnation and the possibility of achieving moksha (liberation) from the cycle of birth and death through good karma and spiritual practice. Buddhism, similar to Hinduism, emphasizes the cycle of rebirth, with the goal of achieving Nirvana (enlightenment) and escaping the cycle of suffering.

The desire to live forever is also found in other fictional stories with characters like: Peter Pan, Count Dracula, Galadriel, Doctor Who, Wolverine, Deadpool, Dorian Gray, and the Grim Reaper himself. There are plenty of well-renowned authors who have written about mortality including: Kafka, Christopher Hitchens, Ernest Hemingway, Albert Camus, Leo Tolstoy, and Thomas Mann. What do they all have in common? They’re all dead.

Without mortality, life may seem meaningless. Immortality could lead to a loss of appreciation for life, because you would always have it. The constant presence of life, without the contrast of death, could easily diminish its value and significance. The preciousness of existence, the awareness of its finite nature, is a powerful motivator for living a meaningful life. The absence of this awareness could lead to a devaluation of life, recklessness, apathy, and a lack of respect for both oneself and others.

How many people can you name? Even if you know ten thousand people — that’s a lot — it is less than minuscule when compared to the number of people who have ever lived. Most of our significance turns into obscurity after we morph through our mortal coil. Eventually, we are completely forgotten. However, if you have your own Tik-Tok channel, you may get an extra week before you complete the descent into oblivion.

The awareness of our own mortality can be a powerful “Yikes” moment and motivator for living an adventurous meaningful life. Knowing that time is what we pay to live encourages us to prioritize our values, pursue our passions, and build meaningful relationships. The fear of death can create a sense of urgency and purpose, paradoxically leading to a deeper appreciation for life. This awareness can inspire us to make the most of our time, to engage in activities that bring us joy and fulfillment, and to connect with others on a deeper level. In elevator terminology that deeper level is -B6. The knowledge of our own mortality can be a catalyst for personal growth, encouraging us to confront our fears, overcome challenges, and live authentically.

The impulse to contribute something meaningful to the world can be a powerful motivator for creativity, innovation, and social change. Scientists, artists, writers, and activists are often driven by a desire to make a lasting contribution, to leave their mark on the world before their time runs out. Tick-tock. This drive for lasting impact has fueled countless advancements in science, technology, art, and social justice. If one can’t live forever, at least, maybe, their work will be remembered.

Someone unknown is credited with the following: “Those who died yesterday had plans for this morning and those who died this morning had plans for tonight, don’t take life for granted. In the blink of an eye everything can change so forgive often and love with all your heart you’ll never know if you’ll have the chance to do it again. Today, there’s no time. Tomorrow, there’ll be no energy and the day after tomorrow we may no longer be here so don’t delay anything. Live in the now.” Thanks, someone!

In the end it’s mortality that acts as a catalyst which gives meaning and value to life. What do we want? More Tality. When do we want It? Now. Although, I’d like to register myself as an exception to the mortality craze. I’d like to live longer than expectations. Let’s say a thousand years. I have a few caveats. I must be of sound mind and body, and there can be no more than a select few people with similar longevity. I do not want to live a thousand years in a coma. Who wants to live a thousand years? Someone who is 999. After a thousand years I’ll reevaluate. Maybe take it slowly — one century at a time.

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Ken Hurley

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter. – Mark Twain

Today I was diagnosed with Loagogoephasia. A rare disorder that involves an uncontrollable desire to make up words. – kgh

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. – Peter Ustinof

I started a joke which started the whole world crying. – Barry, Robin, and Maurice Gibb

To trace the origins of humor one must follow the truck labeled Good Humor. Here we can delve into the very essence of what it means to be human — our capacity for play, our ability to find absurdity in the mundane, our need to connect through shared laughter, and our desire for a Chocolate Éclair Bar on a stick — all make us smile.
. Pinpointing the precise origins of humor is difficult but not impossible, once we understand who Shecky Bonehead was and how his brand of humor helped create the various genres we enjoy today.
. Shecky was a Neanderthal who first realized that jumping from behind a rock yelling “boo” while kicking his target in the butt, would startle other Neanderthals, which in turn made Shecky laugh. His laughter made other Neanderthals laugh. Shecky credits his funny boneheaded approach to life to his observations of animal behavior. To be playful is a fundamental aspect of animal behavior which often involves elements of surprise, unpredictability, and incongruity, including being poked, tickled, pushed, and pulled — all base elements of humor. Young primates engage in mock fights, exhibiting a form of playful aggression that hints at the roots of comedic timing and physical humor. This suggests that the basic neurological mechanisms underlying human humor might have evolved long before the emergence of those laughable Homo Sapiens.
. As human cognition developed, so too did the sophistication of humor. Early forms of humor likely involved simple slapstick, mimicking, exploitation of social incongruities, and a scatological use of unpredictable flatulence. Imagine a group of ne’er-do-well Neanderthals, huddled around a fire, grunting stories like Tim Allen’s caveman routine and mimicking the clumsy way a rival tribe member walked. This kind of observational humor, based on shared experience and social dynamics, served a crucial social function by strengthening group bonds and reinforcing social hierarchies. However, it also created an “Us” v. “Them” approach to life which may soon become a lawsuit to be settled by the United States Supreme Court. Think of the comedic relief found in the exaggerated portrayal of a pompous authority figure — a trope older than Methuselah’s granddaddy. And, as Woody Allen mused, “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying.”
. One need to look no further today than the thousands of political editorial cartoons we’ve seen since we learned to draw hieroglyphics. Egyptian hieroglyphs depict scenes of slapstick and mockery, while ancient Greek comedies, such as those of Aristophanes, satirized political figures and social conventions with stinging wit and clever wordplay. These early forms of humor served not only to entertain, but also to challenge authority, critique social norms, and provide a relatively safe outlet for expressing dissent.
. Puns, riddles, and satirical narratives became more popular and more sophisticated. The use of satire and irony became increasingly refined, allowing for a more nuanced and sophisticated form of comedic expression. The courtly jesters, whose role was to entertain the nobility with witty remarks and playful antics, played a key role in the development of humor. The jesters often enjoyed a degree of freedom to criticize the powerful, using humor as a means of navigating the complex social dynamics of the court. Their jokes, often relying on wordplay and physical comedy, served as a form of social commentary, often veiled in playful ambiguity which offered the jester a modicum of plausible deniability if the King was displeased.
. Shakespeare’s comedies, with their witty dialogue, mistaken identities, and farcical situations, have entertained audiences since their creation. His use of wordplay, puns, and irony demonstrates a sophisticated level of comedic technique that had not been achieved before this point in history.
. So you say, you’re too enlightened to enjoy the antics of Shecky Bonehead or Shakespeare. Well, our so-called Enlightenment period brought with it a new emphasis on reason and rationality, but humor didn’t disappear. Instead, it adapted to reflect the changing intellectual landscape. Satire, irony, and biting sarcasm became a powerful tool for critiquing social and political institutions, as shown by writers like François-Marie Arouet, known better by his pen name, Voltaire. He was famous for his wit and his critical thoughts about of Christianity, freedom of speech, and freedom of religion. His use of humor exposed hypocrisy and injustice. Consider some of his more remembered quotes: “Common sense is not so common.” “Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.” “Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.” (Let’s remember, there are stupid questions. And, let’s not forget there are women too.)
. So, why do we need jokes? Why is humor such a fundamental aspect of the human experience? The answer is found in that previously mentioned ice cream truck. There is no such thing as bad humor. Laughter is a reflex. If you laugh, there is humor. Humor serves as a social lubricant, facilitating communication, strengthening social bonds — and like a toasted almond bar — helps play a role in stress management and emotional regulation. What?! No such thing as bad humor? That’s right. You are the arbiter of humor. A joke may have all the elements needed to be considered a joke, but if you don’t at least crack an internal smile it’s not a joke to you. It is important for the teaser to accurately assess the target’s response. Things that might be received well by a brother may not be received well by a stranger. It is not always fun to be the butt of a joke.
. Consider the plight of the voice of the Aflac duck – Gilbert Gotfried. During his set at the Friars Club roast of Hugh Hefner in New York City on September 29th, 2001, Gilbert complained about the difficulty he had getting a flight to New York City. Gottfried joked he was unable to get a non-stop flight, because “they had to make a stop at the Empire State Building.” This joke was quickly booed with cries of “too soon,” by a room filled with comedians. Gottfried then went into the famous “Aristocrats” joke and won the audience back. However, Aflac Insurance fired Gotfried as their quacky duck voice. For me, his airline “joke” served only an inward feeling of an awkward cringe.
. Shared laughter creates a sense of connection and intimacy, encouraging empathy and understanding. It also serves as a coping mechanism, which helps us deal with stress, anxiety, and the absurdities of life. A good joke can provide a much-needed moment of levity, allowing us to step back from our problems and see them in a new light. As Steven Wright asked while pointing to a dalmatian, “Which number are you?”
. Furthermore, humor plays a crucial role in social critique and political dissent. By exposing hypocrisy, challenging authority, and highlighting societal flaws, humor can be a powerful tool for social change. Consider any political cartoon, or the Loony Tunes cartoons of the 40s and 50s, which use humor to comment on current events, expose political hypocrisy, or simply laugh at an unbelievable situation.
. Humor stimulates creativity and cognitive flexibility. Understanding a joke requires us to process information quickly, make connections between seemingly disparate ideas, and appreciate the unexpected. This mental agility can enhance our cognitive abilities and promote creative thinking. The very act of telling a joke, crafting a witty remark, or appreciating a clever pun requires a certain level of intellectual dexterity. Remember, the best ad libs are well-rehearsed. Know anyone who can’t take a joke? Is that a stupid question? Humor helps us understand the mind of another. I remember watching a Charlie Chaplin movie with a friend who did not think any of his situational antics were funny. Her only comment was, “I prefer it when they talk.” Which for no particular reason reminds me of the time I stood wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger — then it hit me.
. Humor is far more than just a form of entertainment. It’s a fundamental aspect of the human experience, intertwined with our social interactions, cognitive development, and ability to make sense of the world around us. From the playful antics of our primate ancestors to the sophisticated satire of today’s comedians, humor has played a crucial role in shaping human culture and society. Comedians often use humor to process trauma, loss, and personal struggles, offering both themselves and their audiences a path to healing and understanding. Rodney Dangerfield: I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician, I would be honest. When I was born, I was so ugly, the doctor slapped my mother. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy. I said I want a second opinion. He said okay you’re ugly too.
. George Carlin: Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
. Steve Martin: A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Will Rogers: I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
. Rita Rudner: I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
. Emo Philips: I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
. Lily Tomlin: I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
. Reba McEntire: [She’s not a comedian, is she?] To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
. Nikki Glaser: If anyone is going to bring about mass extinction, it’ll be Donald Trump. [Is that even funny?]
. Let’s sing along with The Bee Gees:
I started a joke which started the whole world crying
But I didn’t see that the joke was on me oh no
I started to cry which started the whole world laughing
Oh If I’d only seen that the joke was on me.
. The Bee Gees couldn’t have known when they wrote those lyrics in 1968 that the lyrics could easily be interpreted to refer to all the boneheads in the current administration. And those same boneheads don’t think that’s funny.
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