Ken Hurley
Thank god for mortality. If it weren’t for mortality, we would need a bigger planet. If it weren’t for mortality, the TSA lines would take weeks. If it weren’t for mortality, the population of Jacksonville would be 15 million frustrated drivers sitting still on the JTB parking lot. The population of New York City would be 117 million, making it impossible to get Hamilton revival tickets. If it weren’t for mortality, everyone’s favorite Hun, Attilla, would still be alive. So would Hitler. Socrates would be walking the planet mumbling hemlockschemlock. The Elizabeth Kübler-Ross book, On Death and Dying, would never be written. Trump, America’s King, would be able to stay in the oval office forever. The population of Earth would be approximately 118 billion hungry mouths, causing DoorDash to change their name to DoorWhenever.
One of the most troubling aspects when figuring these types of demographic estimates is that people tend to omit the population of New Jersey. I’d like to get this calculation cleared up. A complicating factor when extrapolating a population estimate is determining the pattern of population growth. So, for the purpose of reaching a number that has some validity, certain assumptions must be made. Assumption 1) Start with two and begin counting at 50,000 B.C.E.Assumption 2) use mostly a constant growth rate Assumption 3) set birth rates at 80 per 1000 per year through 1 AD Assumption 4) set birth rate at 60 per 1000 from 2 AD to 1750. Assumption 5) set birth rate at 30 per 1000 from 1751 through the present.
If the above assumptions are accepted and you remember to include the population of New Jersey, then the arithmetic yields 117,902,537,116 humans on Earth as of April 1, 2025. This total does not include people held in secret detentions around the world. And you think eggs are scarce now! Remember the television game show “To Tell the Truth”? We could play it with Jesus. Will the real Jesus please stand up.
Mortality is so globally popular, we even give it ratings. Two thumbs up? No. Five stars? No. Michelin? No. Yelp? No. The mortality rate, aka death rate, is measured by the number of deaths in a population over a specific time period, expressed as a rate per a certain number of people. For example, the infant mortality rate in the United States was 560.4 infant deaths per 100,000 live births in 2022, an increase of 3.1% from the rate in 2021 (543.6). Now that vaccines are passé, out of fashion, and poo-pooed, this particular mortality rate will likely increase.
Mortals, all being carbon-based life forms, have mortality in common. No exceptions. Mortality is the inevitable end of life, and is a fundamental aspect of the human condition.
The loss and suffering mortality inflicts by the death of loved ones is a universally shared experience, which can cause profound grief, pain, and a sense of irreplaceable loss. There is also the death of others who are not loved ones, which, if they are despised, may bring a slight smile, if not whooping and hollering in the streets. However, the death of a loved one can carry an emotional toll which can have significant impacts on mental and physical health, leading to depression, anxiety, and other psychological challenges. The fear of our own death, the awareness of our own sad eventual demise, can be a source of anxiety and existential dread, which can shape our choices and influence our perspectives. This fear can manifest in various ways, from avoidance of risk-taking, to a desperate clinging to life, often hindering personal growth and the pursuit of fulfilling experiences. Or, the realization of our own sad untimely demise can bring a strong sense of motivation. The finality of death, the irreversible cessation of consciousness and experience, is a daunting prospect for many, fueling a desire for immortality or an intense focus on leaving a lasting legacy.
The shared experience of loss and grief creates a sense of common humanity. Mortality can even contribute to social cohesion and a greater sense of empathy, at least temporarily. The awareness of our own mortality can make us more sensitive to the suffering of others, encouraging us to act with kindness and generosity. The rituals and traditions surrounding death, from funerals to memorials, provide opportunities for communities to come together, express their grief, and celebrate the lives of those who have shuffled off. These shared experiences strengthen social bonds and reinforce a sense of collective identity.
Mortality is not to be confused with morality. Turns out, an immoral, amoral, and someone who found a moral compass, all eventually will have said of them — they gave up the ghost, bought the farm, kicked the bucket, cashed in their chips, bit the dust, are sleeping with the fishes, met their maker, passed away, dead as a doornail, dust in the wind, gone to a better place, six feet under where they’re pushing up daisies.
A desire to live forever is a significant reason religion is still popular. The promise of “life everlasting” is powerful. Many religions, including Christianity, Islam, and some forms of Hinduism and Buddhism, promise some version of life after death. Christianity emphasizes eternal life with God in heaven and the deceased members of your family, if you follow the teachings of Jesus. Islam also believes in an afterlife, with the concept of Jannah (Paradise) as a reward for good deeds and a place of eternal bliss for believers. Hinduism, while not explicitly promising eternal life in the same way as Christianity or Islam, offers the concept of reincarnation and the possibility of achieving moksha (liberation) from the cycle of birth and death through good karma and spiritual practice. Buddhism, similar to Hinduism, emphasizes the cycle of rebirth, with the goal of achieving Nirvana (enlightenment) and escaping the cycle of suffering.
The desire to live forever is also found in other fictional stories with characters like: Peter Pan, Count Dracula, Galadriel, Doctor Who, Wolverine, Deadpool, Dorian Gray, and the Grim Reaper himself. There are plenty of well-renowned authors who have written about mortality including: Kafka, Christopher Hitchens, Ernest Hemingway, Albert Camus, Leo Tolstoy, and Thomas Mann. What do they all have in common? They’re all dead.
Without mortality, life may seem meaningless. Immortality could lead to a loss of appreciation for life, because you would always have it. The constant presence of life, without the contrast of death, could easily diminish its value and significance. The preciousness of existence, the awareness of its finite nature, is a powerful motivator for living a meaningful life. The absence of this awareness could lead to a devaluation of life, recklessness, apathy, and a lack of respect for both oneself and others.
How many people can you name? Even if you know ten thousand people — that’s a lot — it is less than minuscule when compared to the number of people who have ever lived. Most of our significance turns into obscurity after we morph through our mortal coil. Eventually, we are completely forgotten. However, if you have your own Tik-Tok channel, you may get an extra week before you complete the descent into oblivion.
The awareness of our own mortality can be a powerful “Yikes” moment and motivator for living an adventurous meaningful life. Knowing that time is what we pay to live encourages us to prioritize our values, pursue our passions, and build meaningful relationships. The fear of death can create a sense of urgency and purpose, paradoxically leading to a deeper appreciation for life. This awareness can inspire us to make the most of our time, to engage in activities that bring us joy and fulfillment, and to connect with others on a deeper level. In elevator terminology that deeper level is -B6. The knowledge of our own mortality can be a catalyst for personal growth, encouraging us to confront our fears, overcome challenges, and live authentically.
The impulse to contribute something meaningful to the world can be a powerful motivator for creativity, innovation, and social change. Scientists, artists, writers, and activists are often driven by a desire to make a lasting contribution, to leave their mark on the world before their time runs out. Tick-tock. This drive for lasting impact has fueled countless advancements in science, technology, art, and social justice. If one can’t live forever, at least, maybe, their work will be remembered.
Someone unknown is credited with the following: “Those who died yesterday had plans for this morning and those who died this morning had plans for tonight, don’t take life for granted. In the blink of an eye everything can change so forgive often and love with all your heart you’ll never know if you’ll have the chance to do it again. Today, there’s no time. Tomorrow, there’ll be no energy and the day after tomorrow we may no longer be here so don’t delay anything. Live in the now.” Thanks, someone!
In the end it’s mortality that acts as a catalyst which gives meaning and value to life. What do we want? More Tality. When do we want It? Now. Although, I’d like to register myself as an exception to the mortality craze. I’d like to live longer than expectations. Let’s say a thousand years. I have a few caveats. I must be of sound mind and body, and there can be no more than a select few people with similar longevity. I do not want to live a thousand years in a coma. Who wants to live a thousand years? Someone who is 999. After a thousand years I’ll reevaluate. Maybe take it slowly — one century at a time.
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